"All Is Calm, All Is Bright, I Need A Drink" Ugly Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt
"All Is Calm, All Is Bright, I Need A Drink" Ugly Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt
"All Is Calm, All Is Bright, I Need A Drink" Ugly Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt
"All Is Calm, All Is Bright, I Need A Drink" Ugly Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt
"All Is Calm, All Is Bright, I Need A Drink" Ugly Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt
"All Is Calm, All Is Bright, I Need A Drink" Ugly Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt

Studio 653 Clothing Co.

"All Is Calm, All Is Bright, I Need A Drink" Ugly Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt

$29.99
$29.99
$42.99
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Embrace holiday irreverence in this boldly humorous crewneck sweatshirt. A cheeky graphic dominates the chest—mischievous elves, festive botanicals, twinkling lights, and tiny liquor bottles wrapped in fair isle patterns with the audacious declaration "All is calm, all is bright, I need a drink." Crafted from a balanced 50/50 cotton-poly blend, the fabric delivers substance and durability without rigidity, draping effortlessly over base layers or beneath outerwear. Reinforced ribbing at the collar, cuffs, and hem resists stretching and wear. Built tough with flat tubular construction and double-needle reinforcement at high-stress seams, plus a tagless interior for all-day comfort. Ethically produced U.S. cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes reflect responsible craftsmanship. Customize with embroidery or printed accents at the neck and wrists for added personality.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) fabric for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing construction
- Ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing



Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric

S-20" (Width),27"(Length),33.5(Sleeve),1.5"(Size Tolerance)
M-22" (Width),28"(Length),34.5(Sleeve),1.5"(Size Tolerance)
L-24" (Width),29"(Length),35.5(Sleeve),1.5"(Size Tolerance)
XL-26" (Width),29"(Length),36.5(Sleeve),1.5"(Size Tolerance)
2XL-28" (Width),31"(Length),37.5(Sleeve),1.5"(Size Tolerance)
3XL-30" (Width),32"(Length),38.5(Sleeve),1.5"(Size Tolerance)
4XL-32" (Width)33"(Length),39.5(Sleeve),1.5"(Size Tolerance)